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d0ntevenw0rryab0utit:

Cartoon characters getting more action than me 

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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT 10 hours ago with 118,614 notes
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dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

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officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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